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Stressed to Impress

by Old Man Creaky Bones

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Jonathan Eaton Delightful little melodies pepper these quaint inspirations. The ideas are well thought out and complete. Quite enjoyable from the first listen. Original yet still seems to give off major vibes of the masters.
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    19 minutes of pure DIY Post-Pop/Acid Folk radiance, quippy, sassy song writing and a color pallet that'll look GREAT in your collection!
    Drawing inspiration from pop/glam icons as well as 60's-90's alternative and garage music, Danny Echo (A.K.A. OMCB) has managed to redefine themselves yet again as something of a Would-B-Celebrity in this coming of age album about cutting ties with friends, locating toxic patterns in oneself and keeping entertained.

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Karen Says 02:06
Karen Says "I just love my quirky waitress She's always happy and she treats me like a favorite We got the kind of rapport I can treat her like a Labrador When it's time to tip the little whore I like to play like a matador" Karen says "I just love my quirky waitress She's not afraid to look completely tasteless She's always messin' with my homeostasis We got a special rapport I can treat her like a Labrador When my kids are throwin' food on the floor She's on her knees like she's beggin' for more" Karen says "I can't possibly be racist I'm always good to my extra quirky waitress She thinks I'm funny and she treats me like I'm famous We got the kind of rapport I can treat her like a Labrador When it's time to tip the little whore I like to play like a matador"
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A surprise from myself should come as no surprise I got a jack-in-the-box where my heart should lie I no I'm a Cancer and I'm a Cock I'm insensitive and sensitive and low at the top I'm a feather and I'm a rock If you beat me with a stick the waterworks don't stop Inconsistencies consistently I've become my own best frienemy You got needs I got wants Any one of us could know that we could use a little leg up Look good look high Anyone who really knows me only knows me through the grapevine I ain't no good one like I oughtta be Blooper tendencies I'm full of blooper tendencies I'm getting stressed to impress (Ope! We got a tittle) You always say that I don't have to There's not enough people in my life To remove my better judgement away from my spine I know there's something I'm supposed to take away from this But I got a list of somewhat complicated complexes I can't be bothered to fix Inconsistencies consistently I've become my own best frienemy You got needs I got wants Any one of us could know that we could use a leg up Look good look high Anyone who really knows me only knows me through the grapevine I ain't no good one like I oughtta be Blooper tendencies I'm full of blooper tendencies
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The last time I saw my Idiot friend
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Could be old habbits that are hard to get clean Could be i'll hack it and get past it like it's never been Shook a snake, charmed a hand You know if I find a friend I'm gonna bag it and tag it Looking good, way to go I only dig people with Real Gucci baggage swinging off of their asses Too many people than I can afford There's too many more than I'm trying to please Could be the low life with good days in between Could be the good life Tryina wake me up with bricks in my teeth Getting sleep, getting woke I gave the dragon a poke I always go for the tragic And I never look high Cause I know I only dig people with Real Gucci baggage swinging off of their asses Too many people than I can afford There's too many more than I'm trying to please
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There is a call in us all Unlearn our way, banish it all Turn away, don't follow the con A new day comes, look to the dawn Wander we must all from bleak stagnation To drift face up forever more Or drown at last, our hands are oars Beating at waves before they beat us And make us cave I don't wanna be bored I've done that before I don't wanna be bored I'm gonna cut the cord

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Some of the finest tunes we have ever heard in over a WEEK!

Perfect for: RELAXATION, dancing, Firing your friends, And/or Realizing your inner truths And we MEAN truths in the plural
For there are many truths that dwell between the cells and marrow of human kind, all clawed and toothed, SCREAMING IN AGONY TO BE RIPPED FREEEEE!!
And YOU can enjoy all NINTEEN of their delicious voices in their entirety without ever having to leave the comfort of your own MIND JAIL.
DON'T just take OUR word for it!
Lick it and see!

credits

released February 5, 2021

All songs written, performed and recorded by Danny Echo a.k.a Old Man Creaky Bones

Mixed and Mastered by Alec Jahn

Tapes produced by Deathforms Records

Album artwork by Austin Storie

Layout by Hallie Linnebur

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